I'm Turning Into The Grinch!!!! (...or Fergie)

I got photoshop skillz! 

This Is Why I Think Fergie Is Retarded

                                                                           "Derp!"

Fergie Sent Her Less Evil Twin To Preform For Her On American Idol

Fergie showed up to preform on American Idol wearing a poorly fitting mask, which slightly resembles her old face, but mostly just looks like she's having an allergic reaction.  I thought she looked horrifying before, but Fergie's new face is a frightening reminder that things can always get worse...

The making of a Plastic Surgery Horror Show...

Update: Fergie's Girl Scout Extravaganza Gets Worse

Something to notice; I just spelled "extravaganza" correctly (I'm just saying..).  

Anyways, I thought things couldn't get worse for Fergie when I saw her Girl Scout get-up... But I found an even more gross pic of her in this costume. Enjoy!

Why is this a human face?!?!?!?

Stacy Ferguson, I Want To Throw Garbage On Your Crazy A$$ Face

Fergie's eyebrows look like crap... As noted previously in this blog, they are the result of plastic surgery, which makes them even more gross... Fergie, this is not an "Ugly Competition", its a "Pretty Competition"!!! And you are losing! 

-Ps; Fergie is nasty...

I Found Fergie's Long Lost Twin

I found Fergie's long lost twin in the drunk tank at the local police station...

Not an exact match... But based on the gross-ness factor, they are in the same league.

Kirstie Alley Has Enough Things To Be Ashamed About

Kirstie Alley has enough things to be ashamed about... Comparing her to Fergie just makes her eat more butter.

I am officially apologizing to Miss Kirstie Alley... But not Fergie.  No, Fergie deserves this...

Fergie Is The Ugliest Girl Scout I've Ever Seen

Why did this happen?

• Question number 1; Why is a 50 year old man wearing a Girl Scout uniform?

• Question number 2; Why is The Grinch wearing a tiara AND a Girl Scout uniform?

• Question number 3; Fergie is gross... (not really a question)

Steven Tyler Doing His Own Fergie Impression

Fergie Reminds Me Of Beetlejuice

Okay, maybe it's not uncanny, but they are both gross.

Fergie Is a Troll

Fergie is a Troll.  That is all.

Fergie Looks Like The Grinch

I just thought of this, and I figured I would share what's on my mind... Fergie looks like The Grinch.

Yup, I'd say she's a dead ringer for The Grinch.  This year, it was actually Fergie who stole Christmas.

Latest Fergie Impression

One of these is a picture of Fergie, and the other is a picture of Salisbury steak.  Can you guess which is which? Cuz I sure as hell can't...