My Sh*t List:

Ke$ha:

She has been referred to around the web as "the poor man's GaGa"

Sandwiches:

Yuck.  I can't stand sandwiches!

Mariah Carey:

I never liked you, and your music is lame.

 Sammi and Angelina from Jersey Shore:

These clams are both mean-spirited drama queens who think their sh*t don't stink!

Captain Morgan:

You know what you did...

She and Him:

I love Zooey Deschanel.  She's adorable!  But every time this band comes on the radio I get a sick, diarrhea feeling is my gut.

Winter:

It never looks this good in real life.  Also, winter fashions are not cute.

Steven Seagal:

No matter how old and fat he gets, he is always the "hero", and he always gets the hot young Asian chick...  Delusional much? 

Kate Gosselin: 

Is an attention hungry monster.

Mel Gibson:

No, you're the one who's going to Hell!

Ben & Jerry's:

Though you are delicious and I love you, you also made me fat.

(but I still love you)